NBA 2012-2013 Preview - Pacific Division

NBA 2012-2013 Preview - Pacific Division

By Rico Bautista

Derp of the Day:  Hurricane Sandy for (potentially) delaying some of the NBA Tip Off games tomorrow. I don't actually see this happening, yet none of Commissioner Stern's decisions surprise me these days.

     The Pacific Division is unique in that it features the NBA's two most competitive leaders, as well as constant MVP candidates. Chris Paul, who has never won the MVP award (but has come damn close), will be pitted against a team that features two former MVP winners, as well as a three-time Defensive Player of the Year. God help him.

Golden State Warriors (finishes 21-61)

Finishes for 15th in the Western Conference.

Finishes for 5th in the Pacific.

     This season's Golden State roster has undoubtedly improved from last year... but a turd sandwich with cheese is still a turd sandwich. Personally, I've always found it difficult to have confidence in players with a history of injuries... especially when those players suffer repeat injuries. Golden State's two most important players this season, Stephen Curry and Andrew Bogut, have suffered a litany of injuries throughout their careers and usually get hit by the injury bug right when they happen to be playing their best. For Golden State to scrap their way into an 8th-seed playoff spot in a highly competitive Western Conference, these two will need to remain healthy all season.
     Bogut's injury woes are most likely the biggest reason for the Warriors' signing of Carl Landry. Though David Lee has always been a strong rebounder, he's never been particularly effective at defending pick-and-roll offenses or protecting the rim. Andris Biedrins used to be a serviceable center, but his production has scaled wayyyy back of late and his free throw shooting makes him a liability to keep on the floor. Not only did Biedrins struggle to get to the free throw line last season (he took only 9 free throws in 47 GAMES), but only managed to make one. Though a bit undersized, Landry provides a hard-nosed work ethic on the defensive end every time he takes the floor and is as efficient a post-scorer as they come (Landry shoots .535 from the field for his career). His game isn't pretty--he has a burly, bowl-you-over style of scoring the ball, but he's a great locker room guy and has been described as "The Ultimate Team Player" in this highlight reel: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-IMoChYVqs8. Admittedly, I question the sanity of anyone who would actually take the time to put together a Carl Landry highlight reel. The Warriors also made the crafty insurance-decision of bringing in Jarrett Jack to back up Curry, which may potentially be their wisest offseason move should Curry re-injure himself. Jack is coming off of his best scoring (15.6 ppg) and assist (6.3 apg) performance of his 8-year career, so there was no better time to recruit him.
     Golden State's second big X-factor after Curry's/Bogut's health will be the production of second-year shooting stud Klay Thompson and lottery-pick Harrison Barnes. Should either of these players slump as starters, the Warriors have a reliable backup in Brandon Rush who shot .452 from 3 last year--good for the 6th highest percentage in the league. I don't imagine Richard Jefferson getting played over Barnes very often... At the end of the day, if Curry and Bogut don't stay healthy this season is a wash. Believe that.

Sacramento Kings (finishes 33-49)

Finishes for 12th in the Western Conference.

Finishes for 4th in the Pacific.

     This team's issue is attitude, not talent. Enter Aaron Brooks. Brooks has always played with maturity and professionalism and this team needs those qualities in spades. I was actually somewhat shocked when the Kings of all teams were the ones to pick him up--Brooks' patience on offense and his 3-point range makes him an asset to almost any team. His playing off of Luis Scola single-handedly kept the Rockets relevant a few years ago after Yao Ming's collapse, so clearly the dude can ball.

     You know who else can ball? Not Tyreke Evans. Or at least not since Evans' rookie year, which was hands-down his best season as he averaged 20-5-5. Since then he's been in decline, but the Kings have also moved him from the position where he was best suited. I am not entirely sure at what point the Kings' coaching staff decided that Evans needed to be moved, but a 6'6 point guard in the NBA should not be easily discarded. If the Kings intend to utilize Evans to his full potential, they'll give him some opportunities at the 1 when Isaiah Thomas and Aaron Brooks are not on the floor. All of Jimmer Fredette's minutes at point guard should be immediately allocated to Evans.

    Speaking of things that should happen, the entire league should be terrified of DeMarcus Cousins and Thomas Robinson. If you're not, then you're in for a damn surprise which will come in the form of soul-crushing dunks, shot swats, and the best offensive-rebounding pair in the NBA. Hide yo' kids and hide yo' wife. That's all I have to say about these two.

   My biggest concern for Sacramento is... why doesn't anyone talk about Marcus Thornton? Had he not been on my fantasy team last year, I wouldn't have even known who he was. Thornton actually had such a strong season that I somehow traded him and Paul Millsap for Steve Nash and Brandon Jennings (though why no one vetoed that trade is beyond me). Should Thornton improve his field goal percentage, he could be a long shot for the All-Star team.

     Secretly my hope for the Kings is that they eventually get moved out of Sacramento to Las Vegas. Even if they were bad, who wouldn't want to go see the Las Vegas Kings play? The whole arena could be designed like a casino! Basically, whenever anyone starts speculating on new city possibilities for a franchise to relocate to, you know that team is in for a dismal season.

Phoenix Suns (finishes 37-45)

Finishes for 10th in the Western Conference.

Finishes for 3rd in the Pacific. 

"It's much different being The Man than One-of-The-Men."--Chris Webber on Goran Dragic's new responsibilities in Phoenix this season.

     For a team whose hallmark was based around one of the best passing-point guards in NBA history, the Suns' have not strayed too far from this identity. Filling the void left by Steve Nash is Nash's understudy, Goran Dragic... But the man who will eventually take the reins as Phoenix's future point guard is 13th pick Kendall Marshall--widely considered the best passing-point guard in the draft (Marshall averaged 8.0 assists per game in his two seasons at North Carolina and led the NCAA with an assist-to-turnover ratio of 3.48-to-1). If you missed catching this kid in college, this is worth a look: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fucUOlrD4vM (Also, the song is dope).
     Losing Channing Frye for the season hurts this Suns team. They're underwhelming in the 3-point shooting category and have learned to lean on Frye's ability to stretch the defense. Having said that, Luis Scola is an upgrade from Frye in almost every aspect. Though he doesn't bring Frye's same range, Scola can still make mid-range shots and more importantly, he does all of the blue-collar work that coaches love to see from a big man--he fights for boards, sets solid screens, and generally sacrifices his body and shot opportunities for the good of the team. Markieff Morris will also have opportunities to prove himself with Frye's absence. Though not as accurate, Morris still sports 3-point range and is a markedly superior athlete to Frye. But make no mistake--the Suns' most important interior presence this season will be Marcin Gortat, who proved he could be accountable on both ends of the floor last season.
     Fortunately the most exciting development in Phoenix this season will not be the point guard battle, nor will it be the meshing of Scola/Gortat. It will be the resurgence of Michael Beasley. The 2nd overall pick of the 2008 Draft coasted behind the leadership of Dwyane Wade for a few seasons before getting moved to Minnesota and playing uninspired basketball behind a developing Kevin Love. Now he comes to a team that is practically begging for him to shoot the ball and I expect Beasley to take full advantage of the green-light he's been given this season. Last Friday Beasley dropped 29 points on the Denver Nuggets. Measuring a player's performance in a mere preseason game is somewhat pointless--I'm well aware. However, that night I noticed that Beasley took multiple jump shots that had the kind of friendly rolls you only see from someone with an elite shooting touch (Beasley shot 13-for-21 on the night). It was the most confident shooting performance I had seen him display since his days at Kansas State and he looked almost Carmelo-esque. Everything was dropping for him. Fantasy players take note.
     Wesley Johnson, the 4th pick of the 2010 Draft, will also have an opportunity for redemption on this Phoenix team... but averaging only 7.7 points per game over his first two seasons doesn't exactly set the bar very high. Shannon Brown was a solid contributor last year (he averaged 11.0 ppg over 23 minutes of play), so perhaps a new city combined with competing for floor time with Brown will bring the best out in Johnson... or just cause him to disappear entirely. Any which way you look at it, this team is headed for a bumpy season followed by a lottery-pick.
     By the way... LOL: Jermaine O'Neal and Sebastian Telfair are on this team. Frankly, I'd be shocked if they averaged 28 minutes per game between the two of them.

Los Angeles Clippers (finishes 49-33)

Finishes for 6th in the Western Conference.

Finishes for 2nd in the Pacific.

     Instead of writing a segment on this year's Los Angeles Clippers, for the sake of entertainment and brevity I have decided to just include the quick notes I made and planned on discussing up to this point:

     1) The Clippers will have problems defending the ball, not scoring it.

     2) DeAndre Jordan doesn't need to become a better scorer. Is he extremely limited in his scoring ability? Yes. Would he be more useful if he could make shots that were further than 5 feet from the basket? Yes. But this team is chocked with guys who can score the ball. What they desperately need is someone who can be an intimidator at the rim.

     3) I can see Lamar Odom being useful for 15 minutes a game.

     4) Barring substantial offseason improvement, Blake Griffin's free throw shooting (.521 in 2011-12) will be the difference between a few potential wins or losses this season. This guy always goes to the line. For midlevel playoff teams like the Clippers, Memphis, and Denver, a few losses could be the difference between playing the Thunder/Lakers in the first round, or playing each other.


     5) Caron Butler's stank eye.

     6) Imagine how good this team could be with a decent coach!

     7) The Clippers are the most stacked team in the NBA at all of the perimeter positions: 1. Paul/Bledsoe. 2. Billups/Crawford. 3. Caron Butler/Grant Hill/Matt Barnes. Any problems they face this season will most likely emanate from Blake and DeAndre.

Los Angeles Lakers (finishes 55-27)

Finishes for 2nd in the Western Conference.

Finishes for 1st in the Pacific.

     Not to be a hater, but I'm pretty sick of reading/hearing about Dwight Howard and the Lakers, so I'm going to make this quick. Lets take care of the obvious facts first: The Lakers are going to be good this year. At worst, they'll get bounced out of the Western Conference Finals. I don't want to speculate on how good this team is going to be because there's no point--Kobe Bryant, Pau Gasol, Steve Nash, and Dwight Howard are all as professional and hardworking as hardworking professional athletes come. In particular, Bryant and Nash are two of the most competitive NBA players I've ever seen play and are renowned for playing through injuries. This team is going to have a fantastic regular season. The postseason is a whole different ballgame. The postseason is when I plan on following the Lakers's media coverage again--especially if the Lakers lose the lead in a playoffs series. And you should all follow suit. Because when that happens (and it will), the Lakers will be picked apart by sports media outlets from coast to coast and the notoriously catty habit of finger-pointing will begin. So lets play the "Blame-Game," shall we? Will it be Gasol's fault because of his "soft" style of play that Kobe has complained about for back-to-back postseasons? Will it be Howard's fault because he couldn't make his free-throws? Will it be Nash's fault because he can't stay in front of his own shadow, let alone the likes of Russell Westbrook? Or will it be Kobe's fault because he shot too much and alienated everyone with his hyper competitiveness? Personally, I'm already blaming the Lakers for keeping Ron Artest in the starting line-up: HE SHOT .367 IN THE PLAYOFFS LAST SEASON!!! Aside from defending the ball, Ron Artest brings almost nothing to the table these days. The sooner the Lakers come to this conclusion, the sooner they can start Devin Ebanks, the sooner Ebanks can make costly mistakes, the sooner Kobe can tear his confidence apart, and the sooner we all get to hear about it in the news.
     Also, can we talk about the Lakers' bench? Antawn Jamison was a great pick-up for both ends of the floor and nobody on this roster deserves a championship more than he does (with the exception of Steve Nash). Jodie Meeks was another brilliant find. He's no Kobe, but he'll be backing up the Black Mamba for extended periods and in the Lakers' new Princeton offense, which utilizes a variety of cuts and screens, it will help that Meeks shot 53.3% off pick-and-rolls last season. The rest of their bench? Steve Blake, Jordan Hill, Chris Duhon... if the NBA playoffs were changed into a pick-up basketball tournament with all of the best players picking their teammates and bench, nobody would pick these guys. Steve Blake looks like a former towel boy who got good at shooting threes by practicing after the game when nobody was watching. This is 38-year old Steve Nash's backup. Enjoy the regular season, Laker fans. Lets talk again in April.

NBA 2012-2013 Preview - Southwest Division

NBA 2012-2013 Preview - Southwest Division

By Rico Bautista

Derp of the Day: 

     The Beard finally gets his paper and, for better or worse, gets to be "The Man" on his own team. Congrats, Harden--good luck using pick-and-roll basketball with schmucks like Omer Asik to get your new team to a .500 record. While you're at it, you can teach Jeremy Lin how to make a left hand lay-up.

New Orleans Hornets (finishes 28-54)

Finishes for 14th in the Western Conference.

Finishes for 5th in the Southwest.

     After first glance, New Orleans is a much better team than expected. Though it was only a preseason game, last Friday night Miami pitted their Big Three against NOLA for about 30 minutes and the game generally had the feel of regular-season intensity. Bosh and Wade were even on court until the end of the game and there was a genuine attempt at a late game come back (and Rashard Lewis looked awful... shocker). Though I believed to be already familiar with his skill set, Anthony Davis still managed to surprise me--he displayed a much more complete offensive game than critics give him credit for. That's not to say he will be averaging 20+ points per game in his rookie season--he doesn't have a reliable jumpshot (though he habitually takes it) and doesn't sport many back-to-the-basket moves. However, if you saw that night's performance against the Heat, you will have noticed that Davis has a habit of always leaking out on the fast break and whenever he received the ball within 10 feet of the rim he displayed enough touch and quickness to convert (Davis shot an efficient 11-for-18 to finish with 24 points). So between scoring in transition and simply receiving the ball in areas comfortably close to the hoop, Davis will have nights where he can provide an offensive punch. However, his output will mostly rely on the play of point guard Greiveis Vasquez, who was superb at finding Davis last night (Vasquez finished with 10 assists). Davis' campaign for Rookie of the Year is not the only storyline to keep tabs on in New Orleans this season--after signing an offer sheet for $58 million over the next four years, Eric Gordon will be expected to produce for a team that arguably has the talent to contend for an 8th-seed playoff spot in the West. Will this actually happen? I'd say the Hornets have about the same chances of making the playoffs that we all have of Anthony Davis ditching his Frida Kahlo-swag: it just ain't gonna happen. Be that as it may, during last year's disappointing injury-ridden season, Gordon still managed to average 20.6 points over the 9 games he played. His clear ability to score the ball combined with his new contract is going create the (slightly justified) expectation for Gordon to play like an All-Star this season. As opposed to maturer teams like Utah or well-coached teams like Adelman's Timberwolves, the Hornets' lack of experience will be what separates them from making the playoffs. Be that as it may, having a shooter like Ryan Anderson (who led the NBA last season in threes-made) and an improving slasher in Al-Farouq Aminu should keep defenses preoccupied enough to allow Gordon plenty of opportunities to thrive offensively.

     Also... keep an eye out for Xavier Henry. The 12th pick of the 2010 Draft is entering that magical 3rd season and provided that he gets a decent amount of playing time backing up Gordon, we'll see if he can get his shit together or not. 

Houston Rockets (finishes 31-51)

Finishes for 13th in the Western Conference.

Finishes for 4th in the Southwest.

    If you were to average the number of starts that Jeremy Lin, Chandler Parsons, Patrick Patterson, and Omer Asik (four out of Houston’s five starters this season) have had, it would be just under 23 games. The outliers are 3rd-year center Omer Asik, who has started in only 2 games, and 2nd-year small forward Chandler Parsons, who started in 57 games for Houston as a rookie. This season, the Rockets planned on returning only two starters from last year. Of those two, only one of them had the experience of starting for a full NBA season. That man was Kevin Martin--the Rockets' most valuable bargaining chip. This weekend he was replaced by James Harden--last season's Sixth Man of the Year and recent Gold-medal Olympian. Martin and Harden are two very different starters. When considering the best shooting guards in the NBA, Kobe and Wade are the first to come to mind. But who is the 3rd best shooting guard in the NBA? Maybe Joe Johnson? See, no one immediately stands out. After averaging 16.8 points per game and 3.7 assists per game in only 31 minutes of play, the league's 3rd best shooting guard might very well be James Harden. The Rockets have been in hot pursuit of an All-Star and Harden most definitely has that upside... but is he a franchise player? Without having to play in the shadows of Kevin Durant and Russell Westbrook, we can finally start to get an idea of what Harden's ceiling is and if he is a player you can build a team around. But the biggest winner in this trade is not James Harden, Oklahoma City, or the city of Houston. It is Jeremy Lin. 
     Aside from Houston’s exciting, but ultimately irrelevant rookie class, I found it difficult to pinpoint any noteworthy aspect of the coming season that was worth looking forward to. When I asked my buddy Ben about this team, he pretty much summed up their season in one sentence: “I mean… How much can you really say about the Rockets if you’re not talking about Jeremy Lin?” Of course there are bound to be other interesting side stories: Terrence Jones will have games where analysts remark on how he “was a steal for the Rockets at the 18th pick of the Draft,” people will remember that Donatas Montiejunas actually exists (he was the Rockets’ 20th pick in 2011), and Royce White’s anxiety problems will result in either a) Houston’s front office slipping Royce mild horse-tranquilizers coming up with creative ways to get him on planes or b) having Royce exclusively play home games. But make no mistake--all of these minor headlines will PALE in comparison to how heavily Jeremy Lin will be scrutinized this season. As the Rockets struggle to be a .500 team (sayonara, playoffs!!!), every turnover Lin commits will seem more like two and Lin’s response to the pressure will decide whether Houston is praised or reamed for their offseason acquisition. And make no mistake—the Rockets’ win-loss column, the Knicks’ win-loss column, and Lin’s statistical output will all be deciding factors in evaluating whether Lin was worth his 3-year, $25 million contract. However, with the addition of Harden, Lin will no longer be expected to be the savior of the Rockets--that job now falls to Harden. Instead, Lin's game will be now measured and weighed based on how well he compliments Harden: a much more reasonable feat than having to revive a franchise. 

Dallas Mavericks (finishes 46-36)

Finishes for 7th in the Western Conference.

Finishes for 3rd in the Southwest.

     Whereas recent NBA Champions, like Los Angeles, Boston or San Antonio, are always in the discussion to be title contenders, this is not the case with the Dallas Mavericks—they are not going to win the NBA Championship this year. And they probably know that. Darren Collison is no Deron Williams and Chris Kaman is no Dwight Howard. Either one of those players, Howard or Williams, would’ve automatically turned this Dallas team into a title-contender, but this year Dallas will have to settle for just being competitive. And for a Western Conference that is stronger than it was two years ago (when Dallas won) and a Dallas team that is weaker than it was two years ago, just staying competitive will suffice. As heroes in Dallas, there is very little pressure on Dirk Nowitski and Shawn Marion—everyone already knows what to expect from these two. Chris Kaman is as professional and consistent as big men come these days, not to mention the most offensively talented frontcourt-mate Nowitski has ever been paired with, so no problem there. Elton Brand no longer has the same expectations he faced in Philadelphia and will most likely embrace his new role of coming off the bench to hold the defensive fort while Nowitski (now 34-years old) rests. The knuckleheads I’d be concerned with this season are Collison and O.J. Mayo. We have yet to see an encore of Collison’s flash of greatness when he was filling in for an injured Chris Paul in New Orleans three seasons ago (which is why Indiana told Collison to peace this summer). This is Collison's best opportunity to prove his capability as a starting point guard. Back in Indiana, Danny Granger was able to create his own shot opportunities and the David West/Roy Hibbert project failed to blossom until the playoffs when Collison's starting job was already well in the hands of George Hill. Regardless, Collison had few weapons to target. Now he has several--everyone in the starting line-up is capable of scoring 15-20 points in a game, but aside from Nowitski most of these players will need to get the ball in their sweet spots to be successful and it will be Collison's job to get it there. And Mayo? Pfft. 
     Mayo has been in statistical free fall across the board since his rookie season. For 3 years, his duties have essentially been to come off the bench and score for Memphis. His lack of impact is highlighted by the fact that he often subbed in for Tony Allen, who according the most recent NBA GM survey, is perhaps the best perimeter defender in the league (http://www.nba.com/news/features/2012-gm-survey/index.html). Dallas intends to use Mayo as a starter and has expectations for Mayo to do more than just shoot, but after becoming just a slightly-above-average 6th man, this is probably the worst timing for Mayo to receive more responsibility. As the starting 2 guard, Mayo will have to play better defense and improve at getting his teammates involved in the offensive flow. After deferring to the rest of his teammates in Memphis for leadership and the intangibles, this is Mayo's first real opportunity to demonstrate that he's more than a one-dimensional player.

Memphis Grizzlies (finishes 51-31)

Finishes for 5th in the Western Conference.

Finishes for 2nd in the Southwest.

   
     If it weren't for the simple fact that San Antonio is coached by the incomparable Gregg Popovich, I would rank Memphis ahead of San Antonio in wins. They certainly have younger and superior personnel. Yet, having Coach Pop in your corner is the perfect example of how superior coaching can directly affect the win-loss column. Be that as it may, one of the most common mantras in basketball is "ya can't teach size." And for the Memphis Grizzlies, that could not be more relevant. Up until the trade this summer that sent Dwight Howard to the Lakers, Memphis probably had the largest front court tandem in the league--if it weren't for Zach Randolph's injury preventing him from competing in last year's playoffs, the Grizzlies' 7-game series with the Clippers most likely would've swayed in Memphis' favor. Just two summers ago we witnessed the Z-Bo/Marc Gasol combo absolutely confound Tim Duncan and his front court partners on both ends of the floor... and this season will feature a healthier and leaner Z-Bo. 
     Most importantly, this team will need Rudy Gay to be more aggressive--he certainly has the chops to be more dominant. Gay was the USA's 2nd leading scorer behind Kevin Durant in the FIBA World Tournament two years ago. Last season Gay averaged 19.0 points per game while taking just over 16 shots per game, so he shoots at an average efficiency already. He just needs to shoot... MORE. In each of the past 5 seasons, Gay has notched at least 18.9 ppg while never attempting more than 16.7 shots per game in any single season--those kind of numbers are proof Gay has the tools to be a big-time scorer for Memphis and can do it without a Kobe-like usage percentage. He just needs to want to embrace that role. And since OJ Mayo will be taking his 12.6 ppg with him to inter-division rival Dallas, it'll be up to Gay to help defray that paltry loss.

San Antonio Spurs (finishes 54-28)

Finishes for 3rd in the Western Conference.

Finishes for 1st in the Southwest.

     If "ya can't teach size" is the would-be tagline for the Memphis Grizzlies, then the appropriate motto for the Spurs would be "the older the violin, the sweeter the music." If there's anything I've learned from having watched the three-headed dragon of Tim Duncan, Manu Ginobili, and Tony Parker play together for over a decade, it is that you should never underestimate the San Antonio Spurs. The Celtics of the West usually fly below the radar all season, but come every April this team manages to stay relevant and in the mix for a championship. As Tim Duncan has gotten older and more limited in his ability to dominate, Coach Popovich has transformed this squad from playing an inside-out style to a team that now utilizes Ginobili's craftiness and Parker's vast bag of tricks to run a pick-and-roll offense that almost always hits the open man with the ball and generally gets everybody touches. In last year's Western Conference Finals, the Spurs ran upwards of 60 pick-and-rolls per game against Oklahoma City. Had it not been for the Thunder's nimble-footed defensive trio of Serge Ibaka, Kendrick Perkins (that's right, I just called Perk nimble-footed), and Thabo Sefolosha, this scheme would've given OKC the same fits it put the Los Angeles Clippers through. Ibaka and company's superb ability to hedge on screens and get back to their defensive assignments in the nick of time are skills that few big men in the league possess--these are the defensive chops that make players like Taj Gibson, Joakim Noah, and Kevin Garnett so valuable. Blake Griffin and DeAndre Jordan were eaten alive by a tempered Spurs offense that will only improve this season as 2nd-year forward Kahwi Leonard is increasingly incorporated into the offense. Is Tim Duncan is a year older? Yes. Will he be 40 years old by the end of his recently signed 3-year contract? Yes. Does Tim Duncan always get into the postseason? Yes. I see no reason why this season will be any different. Believe that.

NBA 2012-2013 Preview - Atlantic Division

NBA 2012-2013 Preview - Atlantic Division
By Rico Bautista

Derp of the Day: Being Ronny Turiaf. Oh, BELIEVE that: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oNdH60x_Tc

     In most recent years, the Southwest region has retained the title of the most competitive division in the NBA. This Southwest was so good, in fact, that in 2010 the Houston Rockets finished with a record of 42-40, but still did not qualify to make the playoffs in the West (in the Eastern Conference they would've been the 8th seed). But with all of the player movement that occurred over this past summer, there is a new "stacked" division on the block. I have put off covering this division for weeks because 4 out of 5 of these teams are close enough (talent-wise) that it was difficult to determine where they would finish. So finally here we are. The Beast in the East. The Pest to the West. The Atlanic Division.

Toronto Raptors (finishes 31-51)

Finishes for 12th in Eastern Conference.

Finishes for 5th in the Atlantic.

     Do not be mistaken: when I was talking about "The Beast in the East," I was not referring to the Toronto Craptors *ahem*... Raptors (ok, that was a cheap one). Besides being a large European power forward who can hit threes, it is beyond me why anyone has ever considered Andrea Bargnani the next coming of Dirk Nowitski (and Dirk, these comparisons should offend you as well). Bargnani is literally inferior to Nowitski in every statistical facet of the game and now, going into his 7th season, I sincerely doubt he's suddenly going to "get it." The other piece of their front court? Jonas Valanciunas. Several GMs have claimed Valanciunas could've gone as high as the 2nd pick in the 2012 Draft Class, but considering the depth in talent of this class, I believe Valanciunas is being somewhat over touted. His performance in the 2012 Summer Olympics alone was far below what anyone expected. His meager production is additionally compounded when considering his ample share of minutes-played: "His [Valanciunas'] performance at the Olympics was another sign that he might not be ready to make a major splash in the NBA. He averaged just 6.3 points and 6.0 rebounds, committing 6.6 Fouls (lol) per 36 minutes (so on average, he was basically ALWAYS ON THE FLOOR with the exception of only FOUR MINUTES PER GAME) and failing to make much of an impact on either end of the floor," (Thanks, NBA.com). Valanciunas as the 2nd pick? Thomas Robinson went 5th in the 2012 Draft. He went 5th because of this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCROyYs-Hw4

     If anybody can find me a highlight reel that makes Valanciunas look like you'd draft him before THIS guy, I'll... umm, eat my shorts or something. You know what I mean. I'm not sure anyone would argue against Robinson (the 5th pick), Dion Waiters (the 4th), Bradley Beal (the 3rd), and Michael Kidd-Gilchrist (the 2nd) having the ability to outshine the subpar standards set by Valanciunas' performance this summer. 

     Meanwhile the Raptors got "better" with Free Agency this summer. How? By signing Alan Anderson (who IS that, right? That's what I thought when I saw that name, so I looked him up and apparently he's spent the past few years abusing everyone in Tel Aviv: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQWFuOwAEh4), Landry Fields (who, unless he's learned how to play defense and hit open threes following his departure from the Knicks, the Raptors just paid $20 million over the next 3 years to see dunk occasionally [Thanks Colangelo!]), Aaron Gray, and John Lucas (LOL: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQ4GA3GB3Wk). They also signed Kyle Lowry, which was a good move. But sadly, aside from their underwhelming front court, I suspect Toronto's biggest problem to come from their new backcourt--specifically on who plays the big minutes at the 1. Kyle Lowry had a pretty good season in Houston, which earned him a bigger contract playing in Toronto. The Raptors did not bring him over to be a back up point guard. So he's obviously going to get Jose Calderón's starting spot. How do you think Calderón is going to feel about that after: (a) being a solid starter for 4 years, (b) finishing for 5th in assists per game (8.9) two seasons ago, and (c) leading the NBA in assists-to-turnovers (4.5:1) last season for the 3rd time in 5 years. I completely understand that Duane Casey wants to run an uptempo game utilizing Lowry with DeMar DeRozan and rookie Terrence Ross flanking him on the wings, and they'll be score in bunches/play at a fast pace/be exciting to watch, yeah. BUT, how is that gonna work with the slower-paced Euroballerzz, Bargnani/Valanciunas? Wouldn't a point guard like, sayyyy, the best Spanish point guard in NBA history (Rubio still needs 2-3 more years) who has the Generally-Great-At-Getting-Everybody-Involved game and is accustomed to the Euroballerzz' style of play be the best option? I say give him weapons like Terrence Ross (if you saw him in Summer League, you know he's eager to compete for ROY) and DeRozan (*in a contract season), let him guide the Euroballerzz' awkward style of scoring to its maximum efficiency, and let that team be an imitation of Nash's '06-'07 Suns. Or you can just piss off the best point guard suited for the big minutes and give Landry Fields lots of playing time. Let's see how that goes.

Brooklyn Nets (finishes 46-36)

Finishes for 6th in Eastern Conference.

Finishes for 4th in the Atlantic.

     I'm going to go ahead and argue that the Brooklyn Nets will be the most exciting team to watch in the Eastern Conference this season. This is mainly for two reasons: 1) their starting line-up is talented enough to beat any of the best teams in the league and 2) their bench is thinner than the hair on the back of Manu Ginobili's head. Because of this, I don't foresee Avery Johnson keeping both Joe Johnson and Deron Williams on the bench for long stretches of time. The amount of rest Williams and Johnson receive largely relies on any improvement the rookie standout MarShon Brooks has made during the offseason, as well as if Brook Lopez can return to his former offensive output of 20 points per game two seasons ago. Make no mistake--there will most certainly be nights where Johnson and Williams will score 50 points between the two of them, but it would foolish to expect this kind of production to sustain the team over a grueling 82-game season. It is for this precise reason that I believe the Nets signed Andray Blatche. Though often inconsistent as a starter in Washington, Blatche demonstrated during his time there that he was often a double-double threat when coming off the bench. Thus far I have only seen him in preseason play for Brooklyn, but Blatche has played quite efficiently when coming off the bench and notched a 23-point performance in 25 minutes of play against the Boston Celtics last week in TD Garden. I suspect that his level of play for Brooklyn this season will be somewhat of a rennaissance to the days where he was more consistently an offensive threat for Washington. Blatche now has a fresh start on a new team and unlike his most recent years in Washington, he is not burdened with the pressure to carry the team's offense. He is also fortunate enough to be playing with the best quality backcourt he has ever been teamed with. This will make his scoring responsibilities even simpler. 

     Many NBA analysts concurred that last season witnessed the emergence of the small-ball era for basketball (http://www.grantland.com/blog/the-triangle/post/_/id/39682/sizing-up-small-ball-how-the-celtics-are-responding-to-their-rivals). The Nets' have a definitive advantage over the rest of the league by sporting the NBA's best backcourt in Willams/Johnson (no offense to Team Kash [Kobe-Nash], but its true). Having said that, the timing of the Brooklyn Nets' arrival is somewhat unfortunate--in last season's Derrick Rose-less Eastern Conference playoffs, this Nets' roster might've been talented enough to make a deep run in the postseason. This summer the Heat, Celtics, Knicks (arguably), and 76ers all made significant roster changes that improved each of these teams across the board and has made the top seeds in the Eastern Conference tougher to crack. More importantly, teams like Boston, Philly, Miami, and New York all ranked top-10 in defense last season (literally in that order from 2 to 5. Of course, only Thibodeau's Bulls were better). So the Nets need to ask: what were the key pieces to these teams being top-10 in defense? Well, lets look at Miami first. Compared to the media attention that Wade & LeBron earned, Miami's "Big 3" felt more like a "Big 2 + 1"... but that was until Chris Bosh was healthy enough to start in the Finals and used his much-missed length to turn Miami into a defensive nightmare once again. The Knicks became a top-10 defensive team with the arrival of last year's Defensive Player of the Year, Tyson Chandler. And the Celtics have been top-5 in defense every season since Kevin Garnett's been in Boston. Now... what do Chris Bosh, Tyson Chandler, and Kevin Garnett have in common? They are all post-defenders who are adept at surveying opposing teams' offenses and can perform some combination of playing great help-defense, calling out/switching on picks, altering shots at the rim, and guarding multiple positions. It is most likely for this reason that the Nets signed Reggie Evans--unless Brooklyn's tandem of Brook Lopez/Kris Humphries can become more formidable/versatile defenders, the Nets will have a winning regular season, but not much more than that. I wouldn't be surprised if Avery Johnson decides to play Gerald Wallace at the power forward position for some stretches due to his defensive prowess and his superior quickness to most of the league's power forwards. Nevertheless, at 6'7 Wallace cannot be expected to contest the likes of Amar'e Stoudemire or Kevin Garnett when he really should be defending guys like Carmelo Anthony and Paul Pierce. Lopez undoubtedly possesses the size and athleticism to become an above-average defender and realistically, considering Humphries' rebounding capability, the Nets can survive Lopez never becoming an elite rebounder. What they cannot survive is him failing to master all of the other defensive intangibles and establishing himself as a shot-altering presence in the paint. 

     On the upside, Lopez will be practicing with Deron Williams on a daily basis, and the two will often play for opposite practice teams. If you examine all of the NBA teams that have offensively talented point guards, you will notice that many of these teams eventually develop a reliable post defender as well. Taj Gibson was a talented defender at USC, but it wasn't until he played against the likes of master-contortionist Derrick Rose that he became the defensive menace that he is now--the Tajmanian Devil is now capable of defending 4 positions. Kendrick Perkins? If you don't think Rondo's speed and uncanny style of play made Perk a better defender (plus playing with Garnett never hurts), then you probably didn't notice that Andrew Bogut's defense (and overall game) improved drastically following Milwaukee picking up Brandon Jennings. And speaking of Garnett, didn't he play with Stephon Marbury (*in his prime) during his early years in the NBA? What about Tyson Chandler? Didn't he play with Chris Paul for 3 years, as well as win an NBA Championship with Jason Kidd? And I dare you to name another player (besides LeBron) who goes harder to the rim than Russell Westbrook. Yet, I guarantee you that Serge Ibaka has grown accustomed to meeting Westbrook's drives there every time. Is it possible that all of these great post defenders would have been great without playing with great point guards? Well sure. After all, playing with Steve Nash didn't do much for STAT's post defense (and make no mistake--Stoudemire had all of the necessary tools to become a great defender). Though playing with Williams should get Lopez accustomed to becoming more decisive, making faster defensive switches, and increase his general reaction time, it is not guaranteed. The biggest question is going to be if Avery Johnson decides to a) cut his losses and uses ingenuity to cover up for Lopez's defensive shortcomings or b) inspires Lopez to play defense by lighting a fire under his ass (á la the 2004-05 Dirk Nowitski, when Avery Johnson took over and Nowitski was inspired to average 1.2 steals and 1.4 blocks per game). The only question is, how far will The Little General lead his troops this time?

Philadelphia 76ers (finishes 48-34)

Finishes for 5th in Eastern Conference.

Finishes for 3rd in the Atlantic.

     Noooobody wants a piece of this team. Nobody. This team is filled with players who both know their roles and know how to win games. That alone puts them at the head of the pack in the East. The only two losses from last season that I see hurting them are the loss of Lou Williams' consistency and the loss of Andre Iguodala's leadership on both ends of the floor. This change in personnel now puts the spotlight on Jrue Holiday: "One other big difference in the Sixers' offense will be an increased role for point guard Jrue Holiday. When they left Philly, Iguodala and Williams took 8.9 assists per game with them, so more of the playmaking burden falls on Holiday's shoulders," (NBA.com). And I guess Evan Turner is chopped liver? Jason Richardson may be starting in Iguodala's old position, but he's also 31 and (like most 30+ year olds in the NBA) just doesn't have the same bounce anymore. Richardson brings the long-range game Iggy was lacking in, but losing Iggy means more than just losing his assists. Losing Iggy means losing Iggy's rebounds, Iggy's steals, Iggy's ability to chase around the opposing team's best player all night... there's a reason why everybody is going nuts in Denver right now. So although the Sixers got back more than they gave away this offseason, there remains a tremendous hole left by Iguodala's departure. But before anyone can expect Turner to fill the rest of his stat box, he'll have to improve his 3-point and free throw shooting from last year (.224 3P% and .676 FT% in '11-'12). This is the season when we'll see if Turner actually earns his place as the 2nd pick in the 2010 NBA Draft, or if the 76ers should have gone with DeMarcus Cousins (IMAGINE him and Bynum, holy shit), Paul George, Eric Bledsoe (unbelievably underrated), or even Avery Bradley. But even despite Turner's performance, Philadelphia will be a team to reckon with. Try to notice if anything about the following offensive strategy strikes a bell: "The addition of three guys--Jason Richardson, Dorell Wright and Nick Young--who ranked in the top 26 (since when is "the top 26" a statistic that people follow? 24, 25, sure. But 26? I bet if you looked this up, one of these 3 guys finished at 26, which is why the NBA.com guys decided to use that stat.)  in 3-pointers last season will help the Sixers spread the floor and better take advantage of Bynum's presence inside," (NBA.com). Sound familiar? Ok, I'll tell you. The 2008-09 Orlando Magic used this exact same strategy of surrounding Dwight Howard with 3-point shooters to propel themselves into the '08-'09 Finals (...where Kobe handed them a country-style ass whipping). Here are the key differences: 1) Andrew Bynum has wayyyy more moves on the block this season than Howard had in '08-'09, is a significantly better free throw shooter (Bynum shot free throws 20% better than Howard did last season and his percentage even went up in the postseason), and Bynum is bigger. 2) Howard was the only player consistently in the paint for the Magic that season. Remember, Rashard Lewis (their STARTING power forward) was primarily used as another 3-point shooter and failed to average even 6 rebounds per game that season. Spencer Hawes will be helping Bynum in the post for the 76ers this season and at 7'1 will be the largest starting power forward in the league. Hawes also likes to score using his 15-foot jumper, which will allow him to stretch the defense while still staying near the paint. 3) The Magic used a combination of Hedo Turkoglu, Mickael Pietrus, Courtney Lee, JJ Redick (still a season before he started getting decent playing time and raining from downtown), Rafer Alston, and Jameer Nelson to either throw alley-oops to Howard, get it to Howard in the paint, or set up a 3-point shot. Only Nelson and Lee had the quickness and ball handling skills to penetrate the paint, but they were too small to do anything once they got there. Philadelphia does not have these limitations. Young/Richardson/Wright can fill it from distance, but the rest of the team--namely Thaddeus Young, Evan Turner, and Jrue Holiday--can score in a variety of ways that the '08-'09 Magic could not. The lynchpin to this entire operation is in Bynum's health, which has been spottier than a dalmatian over the past few seasons. If he can stay healthy, expect a lot of buckets to Fill-adelphia (I'm not apologizing for that one).

New York Knicks (finishes 50-32)

Finishes for 3rd in Eastern Conference.

Finishes for 2nd in the Atlantic.

     September 13th, 2012: "I just want to say--the freakin' Knicks man," Bosh told ESPN.com "I think they're going to be a good team. Nobody's really talking about them, and I don't like it. They're flying under the radar right now. I think the Knicks are going to be a very good team."

     I can't say I agree... just yet. As a fan, you always tend to hope the most for your hometown team, but often keep those hopes silent for fear of jinxing the team's success. Even now, I am severely tempted to completely skip covering this section, but alas... I am without a choice. The Knicks' roster this season would really benefit from a coach like Gregg Popovich. Not because Woodson isn't good enough and not because Popovich is a Hall of Fame coach, but simply because this is a roster loaded with talent,  severely-aged veterans, egos, and talented severely-aged veterans with egos. Pop has been a maestro of manipulation when it comes to getting players to check their egos at the door and buy into his system of playing team defense and unselfish basketball (which is why he will be a shoo-in for the 2016 USA Men's Olympic Basketball Team). I am not broaching this hypothetical in order to complain about Woodson as a coach. After what D'Antoni put us through, I would've taken anybody--even Vinny Del Negro Samuel L. Jackson doing his best Coach Carter impression. I bring Popovich up because I see the many parts of this Knicks' roster and how they could potentially mesh together to be one of the best teams in the NBA. In the same vein, I also see a bunch of guys who could quite possibly have different agendas: Amar'e is coming off a season he was statistically embarrassed by (will this help or hinder New York?), Raymond Felton is playing with a bitter aggression from the Knicks trading him not so long ago (will this help or hinder New York?), and Rasheed Wallace is a f*cking head case (will this help, hinder, or simply entertain New York?). And speaking of head cases,  I've always had the sneaking suspicion that J.R. Smith is entirely capable of losing it and assaulting a fan (God only knows what brand of crazy his younger brother, Chris Smith, will bring to the team). When considering all of these volatile factors, I take solace in knowing that Tyson Chandler is on the team and that, with the exception of maybe Kevin Garnett, there is really no better emotional and defensive anchor in the NBA.

     Chandler almost singlehandedly gives me faith in the Knicks' defense. You could see it last season--his defense was infectious. Considering that Camby is backing him up and Iman Shumpert is due to return sometime in December, I have no concerns over whether the Knicks will be able to get stops (except for when defensive sieves, like 'Melo, are guarding the ball). My biggest concern, like most fans and critics, revolves around their (lack of) offense. Considering the offensive revitalization that playing pick-and-roll with Jeremy Lin gave Tyson Chandler last season, I am looking forward to him running it with a familiar player in Kidd. Felton also proved adept at running pick-and-roll plays with Amar'e before he was traded, so it will be exciting to see him experiment running those plays with Chandler, and even 'Melo on occasion. Felton will also have increased opportunities to run this offense exclusively with Chandler and 'Melo due to Amar'e's recent knee problem.

     In my humble opinion, Amar'e being out 2-3 weeks with an injury I can't pronounce doesn't really affect how the Knicks will begin the season. Why? Because Kurt-freakin'-Thomas is going to be starting in his stead! These days you can count on the 40-year old Thomas to play hard-nosed defense and only take shots he knows he can make (which aren't many these days). I'm actually much more concerned about Amar'e's return due to Woodson's promise in the offseason to "get the ball to Amar'e in the post more." 'Melo and STAT did not make for a harmonious offensive tandem last season and the team usually performed better when one of the two was on the bench. I can only hope that Amar'e's offseason workouts with Hakeem Olajuwon will bear the same results that it did with the likes of Kobe Bryant, LeBron James, and Dwight Howard. 

     The Knicks have already set records this season by compiling the oldest roster in NBA history, with an average age of 32 years, 240 days old. Most analysts criticize this fact and predict the Knicks will face the same problems that veteran teams like the Boston Celtics and San Antonio Spurs face--that this is a young man's game and injuries/fatigue are bound to pile up by the postseason. While these arguments are proven and valid, I do not believe they're entirely applicable to the Knicks. Unlike the Celtics and Spurs who start 4 players over the age of 35 (C's: Garnett & Pierce, SA: Ginobili & Duncan), the Knicks will bring all of their veteran talent off of the bench. It will be a rare night that Jason Kidd will be playing 30+ minutes in a game, whereas Garnett will play that amount for the majority of the season. 

    The average age of this team does make one implication, however. This team is filled with 4 or 5 guys who were once, or are current, alpha dogs. When it comes to crunch time, it is possible that more than one of these players will want the ball in their hands and ideally it will go like this: Chandler sets a high screen for Kidd, while Steve "Novak-aine!" gets open for a three and Kurt Thomas screens for 'Melo who will eventually get the ball and do his 'Melo-thing. Or J.R. Smith/Rasheed Wallace decide to play hero-ball and launch a 30-foot jumper instead that breaks the rim. See, it really could go either way. That's why this season I'm thanking my lucky stars for dependability in the form of Tyson Chandler, Jason Kidd, Kurt Thomas, and Steve Novak. If there's to be any kind of glue in the Knicks' locker room this season, you know it'll be coming from these guys. Believe that.

Boston Celtics (finishes 52-30)

Finishes for 2nd in Eastern Conference.

Finishes for 1st in the Atlantic.

     As much as it kills me to admit it, the Celtics are arguably the best managed team in the NBA--especially over the past 5 seasons. They simply have a firm grasp of their identity and be it through free agency or drafting, they always get the pieces they need to keep them plugging along as one of the most competitive teams in the league. They're just so damn... consistent. Perfect example: they lose Ray Allen--the best 3-point shooter in NBA history, a member of "the Boston Three-Party," and an integral part of their offense from whom Doc Rivers would regularly draw up a play for (fully knowing Allen would nail the shot). To make matters worse, Allen not only leaves but also decides to take his long range talents down to South Beach--Boston's biggest rival for the Eastern Conference supremacy. Do the Celtics panic? Of course not--the Celtics never panic and they never flinch. They get pissed. And when the Celtics get pissed, they only get better. Boston will not miss Ray Allen because, if anything, they got BETTER. The 27-year old Courtney Lee is a younger, more agile defender than Allen and is able to chase opponents around screens (where Allen's age was causing him to struggle for the past two seasons). Lee is also a proven 3-point marksman who shot at a .401 clip last season and shoots .386 for his career from downtown. And let's not forget that Lee has been to the Finals, so he is no stranger to the big stage. Boston also signed Jason "The Jet" Terry who landed on the big stage two seasons ago and decided to take it with him--and against Miami, no less. 

     Then there's Boston's superb drafting. Avery Bradley was a stud at Texas two years ago, but his production fell off midway through the season and as a result dropped to the 19th pick in 2010. For the 2012 Draft, they picked up Jared Sullinger (21st) and Kris Joseph (51st). It is evident that the Celtics draft players based on their body of work, not necessarily scout projections or potential development. Kris Joseph was the leading scorer, averaging 13.4 ppg, on a stacked Syracuse team the past two seasons. This was a 'Cuse team that featured the likes of Dion Waiters (the 4th pick of the 2012 Draft) and Fab Melo (2010-11 Big East Defensive Player of the Year). I was going to mention that the C's also drafted Fab Melo (22nd), but based on recent rumors that he's likely headed to the D-League, it now seems irrelevant. Now obviously Kris Joseph will not see much floor time while playing 3rd string to Paul Pierce and Jeff Green, but the fact that he managed to fall to the Celtics at all makes me a believer in the luck of the Irish. As Pierce ages and Green becomes more prominent at the small forward minutes, Joseph will be a major asset in keeping Pierce's minutes down. And then there's Jared Sullinger.  Considered a top-10 pick two seasons ago, Sullinger put up over 17 ppg and more than 9 rpg during his two-year stint at Ohio State, however back issues deterred teams from drafting him higher... but not Boston--they practically leapt at the chance to draft him. Sullinger's situation is actually quite reminiscent of when DeJuan Blair was overlooked in the draft 3 seasons ago due to knee injuries, but then became an extremely important and dominating piece for the San Antonio Spurs (as well as helped extend Tim Duncan's career). Just from following the C's preseason and training camp, I would not be surprised if Sullinger starts over Brandon Bass at some point this season--his on-court chemistry with Kevin Garnett is already remarkable.

    PLUS... what about Boston's "New Big Three?" Whether or not Rajon Rondo and Allen actually had beef, with Allen's departure there is no question as to who the new and most important member of Boston's Big Three is. Rondo's speed, passing ability, and tenacity on defense made him a top-5 point guard in the NBA last season. He's also the biggest triple-double threat in the league outside of LeBron. His one shortcoming has always been his jumper, but from the later half of last season--specifically his 44-point outburst (he shot 16-for-24 from the field) against Miami in Game 1 of the Eastern Conference Finals--it is clear that shooting is another weapon that is steadily becoming apart of Rondo's arsenal. Yet, to the dismay of their competitors, Rondo's improvement will not be the C's biggest offensive surprise this season. Everyone is sleeping on Jeff Green. Green sat through a season of watching his former team go to the Finals without him. He also had to witness his current team lose in a Game 7 against Miami where his added offensive punch might've tipped the scale in Boston's favor. Though Green only averaged 9.8 points, 3.3 rebounds, and .7 assists while playing for Boston, this was only after playing for half a season and after having his floor time cut from 37.0 to 23.4 minutes per game.  With Allen's departure and a need to minimize Garnett's and Pierce's minutes, Green will see much more floor time this season at both the small and power forward spots--especially if he can prove himself a capable defender. Though he possesses the athleticism to defend the wing, at 6'9 Green is slightly undersized for defending the post, so it will be enticing to see how many points the Celtics' defense gives up when Rivers decides to go small-ball with Green and Sullinger at the 4 and 5.

     Doc Rivers' and Kevin Garnett's defense has been the foundations for the Celtics' culture over the past five years. Building around this idea of umbuntu, Boston continues to stick around and keep themselves relevant--be it through wise drafting, savvy free agent signings, or methodical monitoring of the Big Three's minutes. I learned yesterday that the Celtics recently signed "the Brazilian Blur," Leandro Barbosa. For most title-contenders, I would be impressed in their signing of someone with Barbosa's talent this close to the start of the season. But not for Boston. For Boston, this is just old-hat. For Boston, competing is second nature. For Boston, a championship-less season is a failed season.